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@Magic_fing3rs
If your mum doesn't moan every day about being the only person who does everything in the house then is she really even your mum
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John
@Magic_fing3rs
Imagine guys retweeted photos ae other guys with captions like "prince " "goals" "perfection" "wank me"
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John
@Magic_fing3rs
Text Hannah saying I wanted chicken pakora and a dad instead of dvd and she was asking if I was okay and stuff
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John
@Magic_fing3rs
A went into ma kitchen last night and John was standing out his nut washing a five pound note in the sink
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John
@Magic_fing3rs
When u discover he's a yes voter
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John
@Magic_fing3rs
Quiet weekends are so much harder when you've no company
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John
@Magic_fing3rs
Still can't believe I was picking Jim up from T and a guy asked for a lift and done this pic.twitter.com/MstKnBsqw4
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John
@Magic_fing3rs
I'd be raging if I was on the chase and brought Β£4,000 to the table & someone brought Β£400 & we won & I had to share it with them
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John
@Magic_fing3rs
Ma gaffer asked me earlier how the hell a got masell on the rigs.
Didny even crack a smile when ma reply was a helicopter
Didny even crack a smile when ma reply was a helicopter
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
