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120yearz
@120yearz
Falling asleep thinking about how youβd feel inside me again
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120yearz
@120yearz
Maybe I won't feel so awkward, if I use the emoji.
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120yearz
@120yearz
The crime scene is in your pants and I NEED to investigate.
Retweet of status by @TheGivingSoul
120yearz
@120yearz
I might have forgot how to ride dick, lack of practice.
Retweet of status by @2sassy4anyH
120yearz
@120yearz
there's no dick emoji so this cock will have to suffice
you're welcome
you're welcome
120yearz
@120yearz
Find your Tuesday nudes here:
Retweet of status by @kissimoose
120yearz
@120yearz
Ok, guy running up the staircase skipping every other step. Calm the fuck down
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120yearz
@120yearz
At the self checkout:
βSorry, this item can not be purchased at self checkoutβ
So I stole it.
βSorry, this item can not be purchased at self checkoutβ
So I stole it.
Retweet of status by @littleliterally
120yearz
@120yearz
I may not be love at first sight...
But I'll ride you like a bike.
But I'll ride you like a bike.
Retweet of status by @MissMMathers
120yearz
@120yearz
PSA: maybe stop fucking with fuck bois and you might feel better. Just sayin.
Retweet of status by @Hopelassly
120yearz
@120yearz
I'm not crazy...
Wait one second let me ask myself real quick.
Nope.
Wait one second let me ask myself real quick.
Nope.
Retweet of status by @MissMMathers
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
