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iEmoji Feeds @Sir Drinks a lot of Scotch & PaysTooMuchTaxes (911GlockDoc)

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911GlockDoc
Cinnamon toast and scotch?
Sure, why not!
First time for everything
Slàinte Mhath
13 Nov 21 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Cinnamon toast and scotch? Sure, why not! First time for everything 🥃 Slàinte Mhath 🥃 https://t.co/mHzQ81MnVM

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911GlockDoc
Jack Daniels says that those that drink a 5th on the 4th, May not go forth on the 5th
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
05 Jul 20 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Jack Daniels says that those that drink a 5th on the 4th, May not go forth on the 5th 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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911GlockDoc
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads around the world. Slàinte mhath
Retweet of status by @Kilchomanwhisky
21 Jun 20 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Happy Father’s Day to all the dads around the world. Slàinte mhath 🥃 https://t.co/qmfCkwqrAY
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911GlockDoc
Roses are red
Tulips are pink
Vaccines and autism
There is no link

Happy Valentine’s Day
Vaccines work
Vaccinate your kids!
14 Feb 20 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Roses are red🌹 Tulips are pink 🌷 Vaccines and autism 💉 There is no link ❤️Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️ Vaccines work Vaccinate your kids!
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911GlockDoc
For the record .....

Women fuck who they want...
Men fuck who they can...
Remember that
Retweet of status by @Kbrizz1
10 Dec 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote For the record ..... Women fuck who they want... Men fuck who they can... Remember that😏
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911GlockDoc
Sent to me recently; made me smile:

Roses are red;
Googling symptoms is neat.
But better ask a doctor
Who can diagnose & treat.

-Suzy
Retweet of status by @DrCJohns
22 Nov 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sent to me recently; made me smile: Roses are 🌹red; Googling symptoms is neat. But better ask a doctor Who can diagnose & treat. -Suzy
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911GlockDoc
Courage is knowing it might hurt but doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
That’s why life is hard.
01 Jun 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Courage is knowing it might hurt but doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same. That’s why life is hard. 🤣
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911GlockDoc
This guy was doing some sort of kettle ball swings and hit himself in the crotch
Literally, crushed his nuts
22 May 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote This guy was doing some sort of kettle ball swings and hit himself in the crotch 😱 Literally, crushed his nuts 🥜
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911GlockDoc
What are you here for today sir?
I had sex with this cheap hoe and I think I caught her herpagonasyphilaids!
You are probably correct!
20 Feb 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote What are you here for today sir? I had sex with this cheap hoe and I think I caught her herpagonasyphilaids! You are probably correct! 😂😜😂😜😂
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911GlockDoc
Last night was a good night. Some say I drank too much but they’re stupid
18 Jan 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Last night was a good night. Some say I drank too much but they’re stupid 😂😎😂 https://t.co/YisGomEoGG
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911GlockDoc
Sir TaxedTooMuch @911GlockDoc
I want to press a button that sucks them out of the ER and dumps them off at the closest bus stop twitter.com/mdaware/status…
08 May 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I want to press a button that sucks them out of the ER and dumps them off at the closest bus stop 😡 https://t.co/tomG4L8lDh

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊
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