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Asad Uncle
@ASUHHHDBLUH
coming soon to a college brochure near you pic.twitter.com/XgHJMeoqKw
Retweet of status by @parsahmed
18 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote coming soon to a college brochure near you βπΎ https://t.co/XgHJMeoqKw
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Asad Uncle
@ASUHHHDBLUH
The Arabic word for "mercy" is the same as the Arabic word for "womb". So fitting. #MothersDay
14 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The Arabic word for "mercy" is the same as the Arabic word for "womb". So fitting. #MothersDay β€οΈ
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Asad Uncle
@ASUHHHDBLUH
Dear White People? What if it was the other way around?
Would @netflix ever dare make a show called 'Elpoep Etihw Raed'?
didnt think so
Would @netflix ever dare make a show called 'Elpoep Etihw Raed'?
didnt think so
Retweet of status by @jewish_miller
11 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear White People? What if it was the other way around?
Would @netflix ever dare make a show called 'Elpoep Etihw Raed'?
didnt think so π€
Asad Uncle
@ASUHHHDBLUH
@JoshKillacky oH yOu MeAn LiKe ThIS?
All I know is that bet not have been my package smacked to the ground actinβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
All I know is that bet not have been my package smacked to the ground actinβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Retweet of status by @creolefae
09 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @JoshKillacky oH yOu MeAn LiKe ThIS?
All I know is that bet not have been my package π¦ smacked to the ground actinβ¦ https://t.co/YuS7UT1ZYe
Asad Uncle
@ASUHHHDBLUH
Why does the #FrappuccinoHappyHour always land on like the coldest weeks in May? It's always raining or cloudy or something
05 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why does the #FrappuccinoHappyHour always land on like the coldest weeks in May? It's always raining or cloudy or something π
Asad Uncle
@ASUHHHDBLUH
For non mexicans that wanna participate in 5 de mayo i got yall. This is a thread of how yall can do it
Retweet of status by @motherofpalms
02 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote For non mexicans that wanna participate in 5 de mayo i got yall. This is a thread of how yall can do it π
Asad Uncle
@ASUHHHDBLUH
when girls reply to an anonymous question "you're so beautiful" wit "not as beautiful as youuu ".. fam how tf do uno who it is r u the feds
Retweet of status by @migoskhan
02 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when girls reply to an anonymous question "you're so beautiful" wit "not as beautiful as youuu π".. fam how tf do uno who it is r u the feds
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Asad Uncle
@ASUHHHDBLUH
Whenever I see a cat I play with it and pet it so much but I'm so allergic to them
23 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Whenever I see a cat I play with it and pet it so much but I'm so allergic to them πππ
Asad Uncle
@ASUHHHDBLUH
Big bad wolf: I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow ur house down
Lil piggy: Go on den big man,see if I don't dβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Lil piggy: Go on den big man,see if I don't dβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Retweet of status by @ArchieHayger
22 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Big bad wolf: I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow ur house π‘ down
Lil piggy: Go on den big man,see if I don't d⦠https://t.co/txIDtqhwl1
Asad Uncle
@ASUHHHDBLUH
Why is this class already so difficult? If I had wanted to be dragged by something this hard I woulda flown @united
12 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why is this class already so difficult? If I had wanted to be dragged by something this hard I woulda flown @united π
Asad Uncle
@ASUHHHDBLUH
Remember that one month where I put the at the end of every single one of my tweets
Retweet of status by @ASUHHHDBLUH
11 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Remember that one month where I put the π― at the end of every single one of my tweets
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ