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Ab'
@AbiHarmer
I just witnessed my consultant getting heckled by some mad old lady in a traffic jam, highlight of the week
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Ab'
@AbiHarmer
My dad took the dog to the vets because he kept sneezing, turns out he had tinsel up his nose
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Ab'
@AbiHarmer
Being part of that 2% of people staying in tonight
Retweet of status by @_TommyDavies
Ab'
@AbiHarmer
You can't change the past but you can create a better future
Retweet of status by @LornaMorrison4
Ab'
@AbiHarmer
I got wolf whistled while on crutches and wearing slippers, whatever floats your boat I guess
Ab'
@AbiHarmer
The only way is up
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Ab'
@AbiHarmer
My GP told me to wear crocs, my mum laughed and asked her if she had any serious suggestions
Ab'
@AbiHarmer
It goes one of two ways with the NHS, you get those who would bend over backwards to help you, and those who literally don't give a shit
Ab'
@AbiHarmer
Well that is sad
Ab'
@AbiHarmer
Oh dear, if you're going to bullshit at least get the facts right so it's a little convincing
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
