78.
Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
Sometimes you just have to
rub her feet...
That's all I had...
No deep metaphor this time
Just rub her feet, bruh!
rub her feet...
That's all I had...
No deep metaphor this time
Just rub her feet, bruh!
79.
Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
Just wanna find someone
that loves...
Pillows
Blankets
And mattresses
As much as I do
that loves...
Pillows
Blankets
And mattresses
As much as I do
80.
81.
82.
83.
84.
Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
NEVER make me choose between
Loving ME or Loving YOU...
Cause I'll pick me EVERYTIME...
EVERYTIME
Loving ME or Loving YOU...
Cause I'll pick me EVERYTIME...
EVERYTIME
Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
Never forget...
You can buy your own ,
White dress
And say vows to yourself!
So make sure love brings more to the table than that!
You can buy your own ,
White dress
And say vows to yourself!
So make sure love brings more to the table than that!
Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
Unless God himself
came down to and told you...
That guy was the ONLY 1 he made for you...
He replaceable, fam!
came down to and told you...
That guy was the ONLY 1 he made for you...
He replaceable, fam!
Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
When you wanna watch the #superbowl with bae...
But you remember...
you don't have one
Maybe next year
But you remember...
you don't have one
Maybe next year
Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
Dear Future Wife
If I was there...
Your hands wouldn't be holding your phone right now
Night
If I was there...
Your hands wouldn't be holding your phone right now
Night
85.
86.
87.
88.
Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
My heart is a prize...
not a participation
Simply being in the running is NOT enough...
You have to win the race, fam!
not a participation
Simply being in the running is NOT enough...
You have to win the race, fam!
Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
Some people confuse the words
"I love you"
with...
"Treat me however you want, I'm going to stay anyway"
Nah...
"I love you"
with...
"Treat me however you want, I'm going to stay anyway"
Nah...
Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
My pillow
doesn't lie, cheat and is always there for me at night...
Why can't I find a person
like that
doesn't lie, cheat and is always there for me at night...
Why can't I find a person
like that
Ace Metaphor
@AceMetaphor
People just don't understand that
All they had to do was
NOT lie about it
I can handle the truth,
But I will NOT tolerate lies!
All they had to do was
NOT lie about it
I can handle the truth,
But I will NOT tolerate lies!
...but wait! There's more!
78.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
