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Alan Carr
@AlanCarr
Had such a gorgeous weekend at #rudloearmshotel great company and great food AND dog friendly instagram.com/p/BYoYzm7hYtV/
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Alan Carr
@AlanCarr
@TheLouMurphy Actually that makes a whole lot of sense!!! Ha!!!
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Alan Carr
@AlanCarr
Just been to Fleet services last time I was there I was dressed so trampy a woman put a pound in my Starbucks cup thinking I was homeless
Alan Carr
@AlanCarr
Is it my Richmond sausage fingers or are those 'easy resealable' packets not very easy to reseal? Always end up reaching for the cling
Alan Carr
@AlanCarr
It's finally here! One hour to go until #Streetmate is on Channel 4 @ 5:30pm I hope you all⦠instagram.com/p/BYD5U9FjZcI/
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Alan Carr
@AlanCarr
I was on #CatsCountdownβ last night Missed it? Catch up here channel4.com/programmes/8-oβ¦ pic.twitter.com/6COag6sLzx
Alan Carr
@AlanCarr
CELEBRITY BONGS instagram.com/p/BX2v9wynGUh/
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@AlanCarr Absolutely agree with this pic.twitter.com/vtYMrXPWR4
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Alan Carr
@AlanCarr
@steve_evo Yes luvvie - she gets on with everyone you little bitch
Alan Carr
@AlanCarr
@Keziahhhx Love you more
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
