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Alex
@Alextastic13
I have a date on Saturday night with a philly assistant district attorney Hoping I donβt look like too much of a damn goofball
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Alex
@Alextastic13
They were posing for a pic and a napkin caught fire and they screamed and splashed their cups of water on it. I'm dying rn
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Alex
@Alextastic13
@Miss_Officer18 I can't with yor analogy
Alex
@Alextastic13
Seeking asylum in Greenland, citing environmental reasons because I can't fucking stand this fucking heat & humidity ANYMORE. I am tiyurdd
Alex
@Alextastic13
So happy the frat boys nextare moving next month so I won't have to deal with their drunk sorority 's anymore. Sigma Chi the fuck out.οΈ
Alex
@Alextastic13
IM SCREAMING BRUH pic.twitter.com/25moOhUsPr
Retweet of status by @ThirtySecFights
Alex
@Alextastic13
Happy feet, pointed towards the stars. #livefrommy11thstorysuite pic.twitter.com/VHVvihAIEO
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Alex H
@Alextastic13
When your friends invite you for a three course meal at their apartment #happymonday
Alex H
@Alextastic13
Straight up sticker swag pic.twitter.com/OSJpc5TqDa
Alex Hernandez
@Alextastic13
Max sends the best snapchats
Alex Hernandez
@Alextastic13
Max looks so adorable in his karate outfit, such a damn cutie
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
