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Allison Marie
@AlliKerner
I'm 22 years old. Why can I not figure out how to change my Twitter name
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Allison Kerner
@AlliKerner
Our definition of "pull out game" is how fast we can get the trailer loaded and get on the road.
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Allison Kerner
@AlliKerner
You know that one friend that everybody in the group hates on and always makes fun of? 75% of the time I'm that friend
Retweet of status by @Haley_Melissa
Allison Kerner
@AlliKerner
The UPS man just woke me up from a glorious nap. There is going to be a very clear note tapped to the door effective immediately
Allison Kerner
@AlliKerner
It's a pretty bad day when even Sam Hunt can't turn it around... I just need a nap and a hug
Allison Kerner
@AlliKerner
When the world turns ugly I just turn and look at you
Allison Kerner
@AlliKerner
Don't trust words, trust actions.
Retweet of status by @MarilynMonroeDC
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Allison Kerner
@AlliKerner
Oh hey, boy with your hat back mmmm I kinda like that
Allison Kerner
@AlliKerner
"How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know".... Matt Damon melts my heart
Allison Kerner
@AlliKerner
Why is nobody awake at 8am? I wanna do something fun today
Allison Kerner
@AlliKerner
Screw you snapchat. I don't even want you anymore
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
