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@AlphaKaiser_II
Mfs be like โyou have so much to live forโ
How tf do you know dummy
How tf do you know dummy
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ALPHA โ KAISER ๐๐
@AlphaKaiser_II
The same mfs who say billionaires shouldnโt exist were doing the stock market glitch on GTA 5 back in 2013... pic.twitter.com/sXIbBRJNZW
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ALPHA โ KAISER ๐๐
@AlphaKaiser_II
[ โข COYI โข 17 โข I had a bio but Mark Noble intercepted it]
โHonestly Boris was proper spot on there, clearโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
โHonestly Boris was proper spot on there, clearโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
ALPHA โ KAISER ๐๐
@AlphaKaiser_II
The TopBrit mentality: โNobody is obeying the lockdown except me! โ, based off a few anecdotes and some tabloid photos of park sunbathing
ALPHA โ KAISER ๐๐
@AlphaKaiser_II
Gonna be spending all day in here, my lifeโs a movie pic.twitter.com/aFkqQTHXyz
ALPHA โ KAISER ๐๐
@AlphaKaiser_II
The coronavirus kinda cringe
ALPHA โ KAISER ๐๐
@AlphaKaiser_II
We love our new Capital City Cousins pic.twitter.com/6r4JQlZgke
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ALPHA โ KAISER ๐๐
@AlphaKaiser_II
One of these days Iโm gonna โBrexit is *such* a mess, amirite โ my way into some pussy
ALPHA โ KAISER ๐๐
@AlphaKaiser_II
Advice: Donโt be offended by swearing when you go to Glasgow (or rather โGlesgaโ ).... โCuntโ is just what peopleโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
