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alyssa alcorn
@alyssaalcorn
@courteneybriana @CidnyeWeimer one of my professors said when he was in undergrad they switched to 2ply and it clogged the sewer syst
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alyssa alcorn
@alyssaalcorn
Tweet of the Year twitter.com/sannewman/statβ¦
Retweet of status by @ryan__yoder
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alyssa alcorn
@alyssaalcorn
tonight I saw @Beyonce and @HillaryClinton hug only about a hundred feet away from me so that happened
alyssa alcorn
@alyssaalcorn
@caser_the_racer so when they talk about Pavlov in class it......rings a bell?
alyssa alcorn
@alyssaalcorn
when you get the email that you're halfway through your federal loan grace period
alyssa alcorn
@alyssaalcorn
@ the hookah bar and I can almost forget I'm in a room full of children until someone pulls out the silly string.
alyssa alcorn
@alyssaalcorn
it is April Fools day and I trust nothing and no one.
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alyssa alcorn
@alyssaalcorn
if you didn't listen to @taylorswift13 all day did you even turn #22 ?
alyssa alcorn
@alyssaalcorn
Crushing on all the Bobcats that got out there and voted, no matter their party! #PrimaryDay
Retweet of status by @OUCrushes
alyssa alcorn
@alyssaalcorn
i'm gonna start my birthday in style - at a hookah bar with bff of 7 yrs @alyssaalcorn
Retweet of status by @chrisopherr
alyssa alcorn
@alyssaalcorn
raise your hand if you're adjusting your sleep schedule around the @OITNB premier
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
