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AndyrealAlu™️
@AndyrealAl
And don’t lick random people or things either.. pic.twitter.com/PWNi9mmEj8
Retweet of status by @brokenhalo06969
08 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote And don’t lick random people or things either.. 😂😂 https://t.co/PWNi9mmEj8
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AndyrealAlu™️
@AndyrealAl
Got a mail dropped in and had 'do not bend' written on the envelope. How am I suppose to pick it up without bending?
03 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Got a mail dropped in and had 'do not bend' written on the envelope. How am I suppose to pick it up without bending? 🤔
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AndyrealAlu™️
@AndyrealAl
If you think Hump Day tweet was about you then it was. You’ve been subtweeted and put on notice twitter.com/respectfulperv…
Retweet of status by @RespectfulPervy
03 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you think Hump Day tweet was about you then it 💯 was. You’ve been subtweeted and put on notice https://t.co/5kIQBcndQ6
AndyrealAlu™️
@AndyrealAl
First commercial, preaching about getting the vaccine. Second commercial, funeral home arrangements. Well played
Retweet of status by @JetBomb25
16 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote First commercial, preaching about getting the vaccine. Second commercial, funeral home arrangements. Well played 😆
AndyrealAlu™️
@AndyrealAl
@Bklynboriqua718 It's funny bcos it can be potentially true
10 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Bklynboriqua718 It's funny bcos it can be potentially true 😭😂
AndyrealAlu™️
@AndyrealAl
Your heart..
holds an ocean..
my soul craves for..
that even a single drop..
can quench..
my entire thirst..
holds an ocean..
my soul craves for..
that even a single drop..
can quench..
my entire thirst..
Retweet of status by @I___Aphrodite
04 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Your heart..
holds an ocean..
my soul craves for..
that even a single drop..
can quench..
my entire thirst..❤️
AndyrealAlu™️
@AndyrealAl
*streams Lil Nas' 'industry baby' on your church monitor*
01 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote *streams Lil Nas' 'industry baby' on your church monitor* 🤨
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AndyrealAlu™️
@AndyrealAl
There's a woman in my partners dm's showing him her boobs, and I'm like... Boobs?
Retweet of status by @anxiet_tea
19 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote There's a woman in my partners dm's showing him her boobs, and I'm like... Boobs? 👀
AndyrealAlu™️
@AndyrealAl
Why do men have this irrational fear that women are going to use them for the money they don't even have
Me flirting again
Me flirting again
Retweet of status by @frenziedlanes
27 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why do men have this irrational fear that women are going to use them for the money they don't even have
Me flirting again😜
AndyrealAlu™️
@AndyrealAl
Very thankful pic.twitter.com/7TKBslky5e
Retweet of status by @Bklynboriqua718
21 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Very thankful 💜 https://t.co/7TKBslky5e
AndyrealAlu™️
@AndyrealAl
It's a good weather to sleep to so that's what I am gonna do ️
Retweet of status by @imrushhh19
29 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's a good weather to sleep to so that's what I am gonna do ⛈️💤
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊