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Thickamaru Nara
@Aphrothighty
This is why I cheat first so I never have to experience the pain of being the one being cheated on ever again
Retweet of status by @DopeChubbyChick
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Thickamaru Nara
@Aphrothighty
@Niyohs @thatladyj we talked about this on the TL one day. oomf said that his is Nickelback, bc nothing turns him off faster.
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Thickamaru Nara
@Aphrothighty
Wyclef deleted the video before I could make more jokes about him stealing from Haiti! I was about to incorporate Lauryn Hill!
Thickamaru Nara
@Aphrothighty
It always gives me pause when men assume women liking them is a pure result of their οΈgenius ass strategiesοΈ
Thickamaru Nara
@Aphrothighty
Helen is tweeting this woman while she is on the air pic.twitter.com/eFPMiiHbpn
Retweet of status by @INeedja_Kadeeja
Thickamaru Nara
@Aphrothighty
I'll let you know when it happens! twitter.com/byecorn/statusβ¦
Retweet of status by @DopeChubbyChick
Thickamaru Nara
@Aphrothighty
Except the only ppl supposed to salute the flag are active duty military in uniform twitter.com/barstoolsportsβ¦
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Thickamaru Nara
@Aphrothighty
Almost tweeted "mind if I wild out?" But I'm afraid someone would say yes
Thighwin Lannister
@Aphrothighty
Hate stories of smart, driven women getting denied their happily ever afters.
Thighwin Lannister
@Aphrothighty
I think my new yoga pants should be crowdfunded. Seeing thick women in yoga pants works for the greater good of the public, right? Right?
Thicklypuff
@Aphrothighty
I get excited when a girl starts a sentence with "biiitch" for the first time in convo w/me. Harbinger of a budding friendship.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
