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Ariel Dumas
@ArielDumas
@BlueHeronFarmTX The definition of “shit-eating grin.”
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Ariel Dumas
@ArielDumas
Well, this is doing numbers. I'm gonna plug naps. Naps: Like sleep, but just a little.
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Ariel Dumas
@ArielDumas
Omg it’s Strobe Globe
Ariel Dumas
@ArielDumas
SORRY GUYS slack crashing during a busy post-holiday workday was my birthday wish! I thought it would be funny, idk!!! 🤷 xoxoxo
Ariel Dumas
@ArielDumas
Deliberately mispronouncing “Kamala” when you’ve been corrected is racism
Ariel Dumas
@ArielDumas
Getting feedback about my book excerpt. pic.twitter.com/371Vs2EVTo
Ariel Dumas
@ArielDumas
Excited to announce I’m already president.
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Ariel Dumas
@ArielDumas
NONE. Get out of here with that twitter.com/shodesusandmer…
Ariel Dumas
@ArielDumas
Aren’t nearly enough Christmas songs about The Jinglehorse
Ariel Dumas
@ArielDumas
THIS TRUCK SHOULD SELL CORNDOGS pic.twitter.com/F4nVAO4fQh
Ariel Dumas
@ArielDumas
Rompers: Do you love getting fully nude in restaurant bathrooms? Then you’ll love Rompers
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
