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JoJo Evil Uniclown
@Asbo_Unicorn
Me: Wanna go out for dinner sometime?
Transformer: *turns into a hobo wearing a sandwich board that says, "I have a boyfriend."
Transformer: *turns into a hobo wearing a sandwich board that says, "I have a boyfriend."
Retweet of status by @FuckabillyRex
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JoJo Evil Uniclown
@Asbo_Unicorn
@wittwitbarista I couldn't stay away
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JoJo Evil Uniclown
@Asbo_Unicorn
This might be the Chantix talking, but...
*experiences swelling of the mouth, face; has suicidal thoughts*
*experiences swelling of the mouth, face; has suicidal thoughts*
Retweet of status by @nattylumpo88
JoJo Evil Uniclown
@Asbo_Unicorn
Jesus was saying "if you have faith the size of a grain of sand" 'till he landed French's Mustard as a sponsor
Retweet of status by @seamussaid
Jo-Jo the uniclown
@Asbo_Unicorn
@pseudo_fred woo-hoo thanks Fred
Jo-Jo the uniclown
@Asbo_Unicorn
I'm not depressed I'm resigned, there's a difference, I don't get medication
Jo-Jo the uniclown
@Asbo_Unicorn
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Jo-Jo the uniclown
@Asbo_Unicorn
Seriously, some of you will retweet any old shit.
Thank you
Thank you
Jo-Jo the uniclown
@Asbo_Unicorn
Internal organs inside
AsJo Unicunt
@Asbo_Unicorn
I put on the red light,
this day is over.
Time to drug this body into night.
XANAX
this day is over.
Time to drug this body into night.
XANAX
Retweet of status by @MykeLeTauris
AsJo Unicunt
@Asbo_Unicorn
@Spurschic37 awwww
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
