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Aѕнley Тнeeυweѕ
@AshleyTheeuwes
Trying to fight the sickness I feel coming by drinking screwdrivers with the neighbors
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Aѕнley Тнeeυweѕ
@AshleyTheeuwes
I can't believe people actually drive to downtown and in downtown on purpose and enjoy it
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Aѕнley Тнeeυweѕ
@AshleyTheeuwes
"Last time I rode this thing I almost died. I accepted death"
Aѕнley Тнeeυweѕ
@AshleyTheeuwes
I would absolutely love a master bedroom like this pic.twitter.com/fAZqnQubju
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Aѕнley Тнeeυweѕ
@AshleyTheeuwes
"And I don't know what he's been doing with his soap, but I think he might be eating it" - quote of today's staff meeting
Aѕнley Тнeeυweѕ
@AshleyTheeuwes
"i haven't seen my parents since wednesday. i think they moved without telling me"
Aѕнley Тнeeυweѕ
@AshleyTheeuwes
"yeah we bought a fifth of crown apple for like 5 people and it lasted for about 10 minutes"
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Aѕнley Тнeeυweѕ
@AshleyTheeuwes
keno tom just missed a number in keno and told Marty to stab him in the eye with something sharp
Aѕнley Тнeeυweѕ
@AshleyTheeuwes
Relationship Goals pic.twitter.com/j4ByEVG16O
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Aѕнley Тнeeυweѕ
@AshleyTheeuwes
one of my patients drew a picture of me today. it was the devil. happy Monday everyone
Aѕнley Тнeeυweѕ
@AshleyTheeuwes
everyone on my newsfeed getting engaged and I'm over here like
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
