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ASHLYS KNOCKERS
@AshlySchwan
iiii wannnaaa beee losttttt in jaaaapaaaan riiight nowwwwwwww
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ASHLYS KNOCKERS
@AshlySchwan
always lost in translation
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ASHLYS KNOCKERS
@AshlySchwan
ASHLYS KNOCKERS
@AshlySchwan
me: “OMG BRITTNI I BOUGHT SOMETHING LAST NIGHT…. guess what it is”
brittni: “ummmmm….. a pregnancy test?”
brittni: “ummmmm….. a pregnancy test?”
ASHLYS KNOCKERS
@AshlySchwan
good things always take time
ASHLYS KNOCKERS
@AshlySchwan
can i come over and share a bubble bath w u
ASHLYS KNOCKERS
@AshlySchwan
THE FACT THAT THEY UPLOADED THE BEST PART OF HAPPIER THAN EVER AS ITS OWN SONG!!!!!! IM LIVING RN
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ASHLYS KNOCKERS
@AshlySchwan
just saw my boyfriend working out at the gym… kinda nervous
ASHLYS KNOCKERS
@AshlySchwan
doctor just called me & told me i’m low on vitamin d :/ i don’t even know how that’s physically possible i can’t take anymore
ASHLYS KNOCKERS
@AshlySchwan
u ever keep someone’s location so u can avoid them
ASHLYS KNOCKERS
@AshlySchwan
just popping onto twitter to say i fucking hate musical’s
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
