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Chris Auman
@AumanChris
a few days ago I ate an entire Tony's pizza to myself and I can't decide if I'm disgusted or proud
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Chris Auman
@AumanChris
My whole family is out to dinner and my grandma went to pull her cellphone out of her purse and she accidentally brought her home phone
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Chris Auman
@AumanChris
Madison and I gave fred milk with an expiration date of 12/6 without telling him. He just said "Madison why does my milk taste weird"
Chris Auman
@AumanChris
no time for fakes
Chris Auman
@AumanChris
tattoo number 1
Chris Auman
@AumanChris
Update: the tattoos were worth it Chris and I now have the same tattoo for Zach. We love you forever @AumanChris
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Chris Auman
@AumanChris
I left my windows down in my car and a cat got in and peed over all of my things. Go me.
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shaggy
@AumanChris
Happy 31st birthday to @JColeNC. Thank you for blessing us with this album. Platinum w/ no features. pic.twitter.com/pdNE4iifJW
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shaggy
@AumanChris
So good at pushing people away
shaggy
@AumanChris
Big game tonight vs wellsville at 7:30 be here wear white #rebelbasketball
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chris auman
@AumanChris
@AshlynBrown3 @GabriellaWhite3 I didn't think she was gonna actually get 20 rts.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
