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Michelangelo ๐ข
@BabaORiley71
Me waiting for a relationship... pic.twitter.com/eU6BNq3GWT
Retweet of status by @Tunnyking
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Michelangelo ๐ข
@BabaORiley71
Slow replies
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Michelangelo ๐ข
@BabaORiley71
Wait, did Jeremy Kyle just say "you're all as fat as each other aren't you?"
Michelangelo ๐ข
@BabaORiley71
I've literally spent all day in bed watching Netflix
Michelangelo ๐ข
@BabaORiley71
When customers catch you outside of work and chat to you like you're old drinking buddies
Michelangelo ๐ข
@BabaORiley71
Baffles me how people message you first and then ignore you after you've replied
Michelangelo ๐ข
@BabaORiley71
So, I accidentally applied for a job at a sex shop
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Michelangelo ๐ข
@BabaORiley71
Forever turning down nights out then complaining I have no social life
Michelangelo ๐ข
@BabaORiley71
Can I just have one lazy day?
Michelangelo ๐ข
@BabaORiley71
Wish I wasn't so stubborn
Michelangelo ๐ข
@BabaORiley71
I know no limits when it comes to food
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
