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Bearded Rocky Mountain Winter Wahlberg
@BeardedMark
In my will it says to play The Muppets’ ‘Rainbow Connection’ at my funeral...
I don’t expect a dry eye in the house...
I don’t expect a dry eye in the house...
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Bearded Asian Mark Wahlberg
@BeardedMark
Raise your hand if you had a shitty telemarketing job in the 90s...
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Bearded Asian Mark Wahlberg
@BeardedMark
Tame Impala implies the existence of an ‘Out in the Wild, Living Free Chevy Equinox’
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Sorry, I’ll turn the lights out on my way out...
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Sorry, I’ll turn the lights out on my way out...
Bearded Asian Mark Wahlberg
@BeardedMark
Am I the only one craving a 4th of July cookout?
Bearded Asian Mark Wahlberg
@BeardedMark
If you haven’t contemplated shoving a tampon up your runny nose when you’re sick, then you aren’t me.
Retweet of status by @Whatevah_Amy
Bearded Asian Mark Wahlberg
@BeardedMark
The House of Pain is in effect y’all
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I SAID THE HOUSE O… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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I SAID THE HOUSE O… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Bearded Asian Mark Wahlberg
@BeardedMark
last week: she peed on a stick
this week: she pees every ten minutes
this week: she pees every ten minutes
Retweet of status by @patnspankme
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Bearded Asian Mark Wahlberg
@BeardedMark
Can’t, headed to Regal Beagle for a pint...
Bearded Asian Mark Wahlberg
@BeardedMark
In honor of the greatest drummer ever Led Zep’s Bonzo, today is his birthday
What is the best Air Drum Song?
What is the best Air Drum Song?
Bearded Asian Mark Wahlberg
@BeardedMark
Best golf movie?
Bearded Asian Mark Wahlberg
@BeardedMark
Here at my daughters final orchestra performance ...and they play the Game of Thrones intro... pic.twitter.com/twMCCsYRQ1
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
