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Brandon Lorien
@BrandonLorien
Still selling my body for to pay off this $2,000 credit card bill. Thanks, @MileyCyrus #BangerzTour was worth it tho.
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Brandon Lorien
@BrandonLorien
Yes, I'm beautiful & gorgeous. No, you can't afford this. You're driving in a Ford, bitch!
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Brandon Lorien
@BrandonLorien
@CarlyDeBurger LMAO. Yup, sounds about right.
Brandon Lorien
@BrandonLorien
After all the boys & girls that we've been through, would you give it all up if I promise boy to you, that I'll never talk again?
Brandon Lorien
@BrandonLorien
Hi, my name is Brandon Lorien, & I am addicted to chicken.
Brandon Lorien
@BrandonLorien
@ddlovato OMG. I was totally just thinking about that yesterday!! I was like, is that normal? Am I doing it wrong?
Brandon Lorien
@BrandonLorien
@britneyspears you make me feel like a million billion.
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Brandon Lorien
@BrandonLorien
I just remembered I had a dream about @SkyRay93 & @smorrison25! I wanted to go to dinner with them & Skylar was all "NO! We're on a date."
Brandon Lorien
@BrandonLorien
@keshasuxx Today's not my birthday, & my cat's name is not Ke$ha, but you can tweet me anyway.
Brandon Lorien
@BrandonLorien
But on the plus side, I only need like 3 more sentences & I've almost tripled the minimum word count requirement.
Brandon Lorien
@BrandonLorien
@MileyCyrus Happy Birthday, Miley. I hope you're having the day of your life! #TurnUp <3
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
