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Brandon Vitale
@BrandonVitale
When you hear the barista at Starbucks say she spit in the persons drink that they sent back...
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Brandon Vitale
@BrandonVitale
When you forget it's daylight savings and your phone goes from 12:59 to 3:00 and you think you were up for an extra hour...
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Brandon Vitale
@BrandonVitale
Just landed... where can I get some good Chinese food???
Brandon Vitale
@BrandonVitale
You guys always brighten my day you're the best! I love you!
Brandon Vitale
@BrandonVitale
A kids phone just went off in class... he has the cash me ousside girl as his ringtone
Brandon Vitale
@BrandonVitale
There's only one more hour of Valentine's Day! So.. EVERYONE THAT LIKES THIS TWEET IS GETTING A DM! I might call some of you too!
Brandon Vitale
@BrandonVitale
Happy Valentine's Day! I love you!
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Brandon Vitale
@BrandonVitale
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@BrandonVitale
Everyone that retweets is getting a goodnight DM
Brandon Vitale
@BrandonVitale
Girls keep sending my pictures of beauty blenders asking me what it is... I have a 16 year old makeup obsessed sister... I know what it is!
Brandon Vitale
@BrandonVitale
I am going to be sending out cards for Valentine's Day again!! So RT and message me your address for the chance to win a card!!! Ily
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
