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Briefcase Michael
@BriefcaseMike
Did MP Johnny Mercer really say all those trees had been chopped down in Plymouth to make that area greener? Another Tory #r4today
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Briefcase Michael
@BriefcaseMike
I was thinking that was a very short #C4News tonight then realised I'd been shouting 'Fuck off' and fast-forwarding chunks of it.
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Briefcase Michael
@BriefcaseMike
Starmer has just told Gary Neville that he used to be Director of Public Prosecutions.
Starmer's kept that quiet!! #LabourConference22
Starmer's kept that quiet!! #LabourConference22
Briefcase Michael
@BriefcaseMike
Repeated handbags in the dugouts. The Beautiful Game. #CHETOT
Briefcase Michael
@BriefcaseMike
@HodgeGill Lists? You're talking to the Prince of Lists. I should probably start a meta-list that listed all the other lists.
Briefcase Michael
@BriefcaseMike
Anyone want my reminiscences of the hot summer of '76?
Thought not.
OK.
Thought not.
OK.
Briefcase Michael
@BriefcaseMike
@helenmallam Well I'm seeing my consultant today but unfortunately he's not a neurologist. And as for mountains, I don't like heights.
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Briefcase Michael
@BriefcaseMike
Eddie Mair to Tory MP Matt Warman: "Can I suggest she [Nadine Dorries] doesn't have the faintest idea what she's talking about?" #LBC
Briefcase Michael
@BriefcaseMike
Head of a teaching union on the radio saying "mitigate against".
Briefcase Michael
@BriefcaseMike
Kate Hoey: 'Nigel Farage was completely ostracised by the liberal media'.
Farage was never off the fucking media!โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Farage was never off the fucking media!โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Briefcase Michael
@BriefcaseMike
Dr Rant isn't happy with @thetimes from yesterday... pic.twitter.com/L2EYnrkZVU
Retweet of status by @BionicBirdAnna
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
