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S Albright
@BrokeASSmomma3
U14 soccer tryouts. Where the only smell stronger than bug repellant is the parents fear of not moving up a team
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S Albright
@BrokeASSmomma3
Positive note: My youngest kiddo's school is a 4x's (4peat) girls State Soccer Champion! I'll double drink to that pic.twitter.com/e6ddKOL8g6
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S Albright
@BrokeASSmomma3
This wine is
I've drank two bottles. pic.twitter.com/W306tHtQYz
I've drank two bottles. pic.twitter.com/W306tHtQYz
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@BrokeASSmomma3
Sara Bareilles - Chandelier (Sia Cover) - Charlottesville, VA
I effing Sara Bareilles. youtu.be/OlqEj3TcAEI
I effing Sara Bareilles. youtu.be/OlqEj3TcAEI
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@BrokeASSmomma3
See no evil.
Hear no evil.
Monkey beat-boxing
Hear no evil.
Monkey beat-boxing
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@BrokeASSmomma3
I just ate a bowl of Junior Mints ice cream, but before you ewe me... I can now cross off eating dinner and brushing my teeth tonight.
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@BrokeASSmomma3
Watching Gravity #SandraBullock effing amazing as 1st in space NASA medical examiner Ryan Stone. #GirlPower #HerCharacterIsKindaBadAss
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Beast Mode!!! And BOOM goes the Dynamite!
Seattle 23 - San Francisco 17 #CalledIt TWICE!
Seattle 23 - San Francisco 17 #CalledIt TWICE!
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So proud of my middle daughter for making the varsity soccer team at 1of the biggest 6A powerhouses in the state. Ice cream for everyone!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
