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Buck In Ears
@BuckInEars
#MyReasonsToEndARelationship
Turns out she's not a wealthy supermodel nymphomaniac.
She's a wealthy, super-nympho, maniac model... pfft.
Turns out she's not a wealthy supermodel nymphomaniac.
She's a wealthy, super-nympho, maniac model... pfft.
10 Feb 19
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Turns out she's not a wealthy supermodel nymphomaniac.
She's a wealthy, super-nympho, maniac model... pfft. π
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Buck In Ears
@BuckInEars
#RhymingEulogy
My headstone says
'FREE WIFI'
That much is true.
It got you here
It was a lie
And the last laughs on you!
My headstone says
'FREE WIFI'
That much is true.
It got you here
It was a lie
And the last laughs on you!
Retweet of status by @tractiv_bucket
01 Feb 19
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My headstone says
'FREE WIFI'
That much is true.
It got you here
It was a lie
And the last laughs on you! ππ
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Buck In Ears
@BuckInEars
If "Crossfit" is the equivalent to "Wrong Hole"
then yes, I have done Crossfit.
then yes, I have done Crossfit.
10 Jan 19
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then yes, I have done Crossfit. πͺ
Buck In Ears
@BuckInEars
#MancaveSuperstitions
Itβs bad luck to be superstitious.
Itβs bad luck to be superstitious.
06 Jan 19
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Itβs bad luck to be superstitious. π¬
Buck In Ears
@BuckInEars
#AtMyFamilyGathering my loud obnoxious sister in law will drink until she's 5 times more loud and obnoxious. YAY!
20 Dec 18
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Buck In Ears
@BuckInEars
#IfMrsClausWereMyMom, Sheβd probably dress me up like Dad pic.twitter.com/zhq5v0koDT
Retweet of status by @Eminem11684
19 Dec 18
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Buck In Ears
@BuckInEars
I know it's early, but I've got my tree up & all decorated
#FeelingPrettyDangerous pic.twitter.com/7mNqnocaeQ
#FeelingPrettyDangerous pic.twitter.com/7mNqnocaeQ
Retweet of status by @Suzy_LizzyM
15 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I know it's early, but I've got my tree up & all decorated π
#FeelingPrettyDangerous https://t.co/7mNqnocaeQ
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Buck In Ears
@BuckInEars
@BuckInEars Tough thing to shake pic.twitter.com/aaACbF26f7
Retweet of status by @TheBSingTag
11 Sep 18
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Buck In Ears
@BuckInEars
@EmmaleaT @eminem11683 *Blocked* <---Cheese pun intended.
10 Jul 18
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Buck In Ears
@BuckInEars
#MyFamousLastWordsOrGif
This play is mind blowing!
-Abe Lincoln probably pic.twitter.com/wIFwHuD7Hz
This play is mind blowing!
-Abe Lincoln probably pic.twitter.com/wIFwHuD7Hz
06 Jul 18
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This play is mind blowing! π€―
-Abe Lincoln probably https://t.co/wIFwHuD7Hz
Buck In Ears
@BuckInEars
All the food @Anythingpork just added pubes to is forever ruined for me! Thanks G #AddPubesRuinAnything
Retweet of status by @GreenEyedTwin
24 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote All the food @Anythingpork just added pubes to is forever ruined for me! Thanks G π« #AddPubesRuinAnything
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ