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James
@CJBurberry
Being Scottish I'm often asked if anything is worn under my kilt.
And I say: โNo nothingโs worn, everything is in fine working order.โ
And I say: โNo nothingโs worn, everything is in fine working order.โ
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James
@CJBurberry
I got a little freaked out last night when I was driving past a cemetery and my GPS said; "You have reached your final destination."
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James
@CJBurberry
Feeling pretty proud of myself.
The puzzle box said 3-5 years, but I finished it in a day.
The puzzle box said 3-5 years, but I finished it in a day.
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James
@CJBurberry
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach that man to fish and youโve saved yourself a fish, haven't you!
But teach that man to fish and youโve saved yourself a fish, haven't you!
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James
@CJBurberry
Being Scottish people often ask me, is anything worn under your kilt?
And I say no nothingโs worn, everything is in fine working order.
And I say no nothingโs worn, everything is in fine working order.
James
@CJBurberry
I donโt mean to brag, but I just finished a 3 week diet in 2 hours and 20 minutes.
James
@CJBurberry
If you understand all this, you may be Canadian pic.twitter.com/0dbbBsR7O5
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James
@CJBurberry
I was both shocked and saddened to learn that dryer lint was really the cremated remains of all my missing socks.
James
@CJBurberry
I donโt mean to brag; but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 3-5 years.
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James
@CJBurberry
I donโt mean to brag, but this morning I cooked a 3-minute egg in 2:53.
James
@CJBurberry
How did they know the correct time when they set the first clock?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
