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C. Jay Mahoney
@CJayMahoney
Shooter's brother: "I mean...he had no religious affiliation..."
Maybe that's a big part of the problem...
Maybe that's a big part of the problem...
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C. Jay Mahoney
@CJayMahoney
CRY-ING!!!
CNN reporter, to black woman in STL: "I assume you're here to protest?"
Black lady: "Um, no. I'm here to shop, actually."
CNN reporter, to black woman in STL: "I assume you're here to protest?"
Black lady: "Um, no. I'm here to shop, actually."
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C. Jay Mahoney
@CJayMahoney
Me: "(something something)...antifa--"
My stoned brother: "--QUEEN LATIFAH! "
My stoned brother: "--QUEEN LATIFAH! "
C. Jay Mahoney
@CJayMahoney
Make a black cat lucky by adopting them & giving them a loving home #BlackCatAppreciationDay pic.twitter.com/S1ZWY8zgxe
C. Jay Mahoney
@CJayMahoney
Nothing like turning a 2.5 hour drive into a 3 hour drive with dad who drives 5 mph under the speed limit. I wave to the passing cars.
Retweet of status by @PatKernanQuinn
C. Jay Mahoney
@CJayMahoney
C. Jay Mahoney
@CJayMahoney
They belong in loving homes, NOT in labs where they're tortured in painful experiments #StopAnimalTests pic.twitter.com/sgKqWEyYGE
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C. Jay Mahoney
@CJayMahoney
I'd be mad if I were Paula Zahn's kid and she read me bedtime stories in that *extremely* over-the-top newscaster voice.
C. Jay Mahoney
@CJayMahoney
This night 241 years ago, America was mixing the greatest diss track of all time. pic.twitter.com/kyYrFIQZ9B
Retweet of status by @JusticeWillett
C. Jay Mahoney
@CJayMahoney
Was going to read a book on my nephews' tablet earlier to them, and this was an option to choose from. What?!?! pic.twitter.com/ZKfbcUZdRP
C. Jay Mahoney
@CJayMahoney
Remember that time an alleged news organization extorted a private citizen and the repeatedly bragged about it?! #CNNBlackmail
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
