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@CMalivert
#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo listen to Beyonce. Beyonce be educating hoes. Talkin bout put a ring on it. She better be happy wit that bracelet
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@CMalivert
I always find some Yelp reviews so comical; these people are really out here thinking they are food critics
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@CMalivert
we just don't vibe
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@CMalivert
I freakin love when my friends send me snaps of them killing shit
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@CMalivert
Bros, hold your girl's hand at the mall. because if you let go, she'll start shopping. it looks romantic but it's actually economic
Retweet of status by @BrosConfessions
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@CMalivert
Boogie down for @eliastahan's birthdayyyy @austinbutler pic.twitter.com/4JHg2Tqgs7
Retweet of status by @VanessaHudgens
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@CMalivert
I think it's funny that you make fun of us on social media but kiss our asses when you see us in person and want to party
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@CMalivert
@beesandy12 always
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@CMalivert
Awww all my babes (minus Kimbo) @anyabekins @Kimmmycourier pic.twitter.com/A3ACLBOWID
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@CMalivert
You like the feel I bring
Retweet of status by @perez_ciera
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@CMalivert
Kiss her when she's mad pic.twitter.com/1FEVN6zzLS
Retweet of status by @girlideas
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
