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Calvin Garcia
@CalGarcia3
Rockies game, Broncos game and a 5k in Denver today
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Calvin Garcia
@CalGarcia3
Mercedes Lewis is in his 12th season??
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Calvin Garcia
@CalGarcia3
Maybe all this shitty weather will scare the out of staters away
Calvin Garcia
@CalGarcia3
Me: Are you wearing lingerie on our wedding night?
Kelly: Fuck no! We've been together 10 damn years.
Kelly: Fuck no! We've been together 10 damn years.
Calvin Garcia
@CalGarcia3
The Texans just paid the Browns to take Brock Osweiler
Calvin Garcia
@CalGarcia3
Poppin' My Collar just came on at the barbershop and the whitest dude in here is hyped as fuck I love it.
Calvin Garcia
@CalGarcia3
@Tyler_Willy don't worry I'll call soon
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Calvin Garcia
@CalGarcia3
Me and Kelly are the only ethnic people and the only people under 30 in this restaurant who aren't working
Calvin Garcia
@CalGarcia3
I won my Football Office Pool for the third time this season
Calvin Garcia
@CalGarcia3
Boo, Bitch
Calvin Garcia
@CalGarcia3
I always thought being a Best Man meant hiring strippers, holding a ring and giving a speech. I did not know it was this much work
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
