iEmoji Feeds @Callie (CallieMrgan)
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Callie
@CallieMrgan
Back of a cop car feels much safer when youβre being saved from a situation vs. when youβre being taken from a situation
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Callie
@CallieMrgan
Me getting you drunk so you can blow my back out all night twitter.com/1920Zulu/statuβ¦
Callie
@CallieMrgan
Those βcan I call you?β people are so amazing No you canβt call me, but thank you for asking.
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Callie
@CallieMrgan
If my body had a check engine light that shit would be on right now
Retweet of status by @livinlikeclarky
Callie
@CallieMrgan
Aye just so you hoes know theres about 5 free dildos of various sizes in the dumpster behind my job β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Callie
@CallieMrgan
L O Y A L T Y > L O V E
Retweet of status by @thatnig_johnny
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@CallieMrgan
Pt. 2 of me being the worst target employee pic.twitter.com/wAuuuWMS6h
Retweet of status by @JessicaTooFaboo
Callie
@CallieMrgan
Who tf thinks itβs cool to get pulled over and almost arrested .....
Retweet of status by @BrookeOswalt
Callie
@CallieMrgan
YOUR MCM DONβT GOT A CAR BUT HE SELL WEED .. LMAOOOO PLUG WALK
Retweet of status by @RoadRunnerPaco
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
