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@LaurenLed95 You could be the Hamburglar
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I came home to all of my clothes neatly folded and put away. Best boyfriend ever
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Anyone have a Tesla I could borrow?
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I've never had so much trouble with an online class before in my whole life
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@CallisonShelby Girl that was 5 hours ago
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@nathalietruong_ My neighbor does
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@BootySargent I thought I was about to get a show
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@CallisonShelby YES. I've wondered this for 22 years, I still don't have an answer.... lemme know if you ever find out
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@CallisonShelby you're amazing
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John Mayer tickets
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Not having AC in my car when it's almost 90Β° is hell.
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
