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carmen jawns
@CandyCornball
My roommate is a nurse in the maternity ward. Why is she walking around like "WE HAD THE BABIES!" I can't stand her
17 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My roommate is a nurse in the maternity ward. Why is she walking around like "WE HAD THE BABIES!" I can't stand her π
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carmen jawns
@CandyCornball
I've had men approach me from behind and then try to fight me when they realize I'm not a cis Woman, but I should disclose immediately?
Retweet of status by @AdamantxYves
13 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I've had men approach me from behind and then try to fight me when they realize I'm not a cis Woman, but I should disclose immediately? π
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carmen jawns
@CandyCornball
If we post transition pics don't quote it with "I'm confused " or "" any of that rude shit
Retweet of status by @tarantinxo
13 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If we post transition pics don't quote it with "I'm confused " or "π€π€" any of that rude shit
carmen jawns
@CandyCornball
I still screaming twitter.com/kxyonn/status/β¦
Retweet of status by @thesoulasylum
11 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I still screaming ππππ https://t.co/X44Rss2HPh
carmen jawns
@CandyCornball
White queers love to say "I don't care if you're PURPLE." Now brown and black and purple are equal colors in the damn flag
08 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote White queers love to say "I don't care if you're PURPLE." Now brown and black and purple are equal colors in the damn flag π
carmen jawns
@CandyCornball
Hey boos - you may wanna delete your old homophobic tweets before you prop yourself up on the TL today as ally of the century.
Retweet of status by @seabethree
06 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hey boos - you may wanna delete your old homophobic tweets before you prop yourself up on the TL today as ally of the century.
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carmen jawns
@CandyCornball
"Sometimes" we deal with men. Individual men.
03 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "Sometimes" we deal with men. Individual men. ππππ
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carmen jawns
@CandyCornball
It's not a coincidence that 3/4ths of my tweets now are creative variations on . twitter.com/mat/status/870β¦
Retweet of status by @theferocity
31 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's not a coincidence that 3/4ths of my tweets now are creative variations on π. https://t.co/GwOsOdk4bu
carmen jawns
@CandyCornball
30 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My Teenager's parting words to me this morning as I dropped her at school?
"PeaceAndBlessingsAtJeeMailDotCom, Mommy!"
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carmen jawns
@CandyCornball
Either he knows which sins imma commit already and there's nothing I can do about it..... or he didn't die for my sins.
27 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Either he knows which sins imma commit already and there's nothing I can do about it..... or he didn't die for my sins. ππ
carmen jawns
@CandyCornball
I really thought we were gonna make it.
Retweet of status by @AngryBlackLady
25 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I really thought we were gonna make it. π
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ