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Christiane Sylvester
@ChristianeSyl
I got my big girl panties on today #flyingsolo #sxsw
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ChristianeSyl
@ChristianeSyl
R. I. P. my most prized possession I shall try to repair you when I get home #forgiveme http://t.co/j33T4m7aWu
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ChristianeSyl
@ChristianeSyl
I want to be at the parade
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@ChristianeSyl
β@KinkyFacts: Erect giraffe penises are four feet long.β
ChristianeSyl
@ChristianeSyl
β@NotCommonFacts: A fetus can feel their mother's orgasm.β @nlm1090 @emcook89 @EdNumber3
ChristianeSyl
@ChristianeSyl
β@EdNumber3: Fucking @ChristianeSyl watching me choke in class β I didn't hear you choking #oops
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@ChristianeSyl
β@PimpBillClinton: If I was a dinosaur I'd be a Lickalotopus. #yeahimhighβ
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ChristianeSyl
@ChristianeSyl
The workers at #StreetcarCafΓ© are hysterical!
ChristianeSyl
@ChristianeSyl
Free continental breakfast #time2soberup
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@ChristianeSyl
@emcook89 Children's Hospital is cracking me up #newfoundlove
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@ChristianeSyl
@ColbyTerry Luckyyyy! Have fun
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
