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during a math test:
me: my answer = 23
answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer
me: my answer = 23
answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer
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@ComedyPosts
Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people.
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If you like FUNNY tweets, then you must FOLLOW @MinionsParody now! They have some of the funniest tweets on twitter. #ad
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@ComedyPosts
*Blurred lines comes on*
Me: I hate this song
Me: Ew please turn this off
Me:
Me:
Me: ... I know you want it
Me: I hate this song
Me: Ew please turn this off
Me:
Me:
Me: ... I know you want it
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@ComedyPosts
Parents notice your fake friends before you do..
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You're a of
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@ComedyPosts
I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of your damn business
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The Purge starts tonight at Zimmerman's house
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@ComedyPosts
My life..
My choices..
My mistakes..
My lessons..
Not your business..
My choices..
My mistakes..
My lessons..
Not your business..
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@ComedyPosts
I need a longer iphone charger
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@ComedyPosts
There's plenty of fish in the sea...
But I want that one.
But I want that one.
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
