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Kyle Micah
@CoolAssKyle
- I pre-heated the oven, set the timer, and forgot to actually put the food in the oven!
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Kyle Micah
@CoolAssKyle
- I need to just go to sleep.
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Kyle Micah
@CoolAssKyle
LOL! I was trying! twitter.com/trulythefirst_โฆ
Kyle Micah
@CoolAssKyle
- I just texted my ex the lyrics to my (our) favorite song about psychotic exes.
Kyle Micah
@CoolAssKyle
- I'm seriously cracking up because one of my classmate's middle name is Stanley...
Kyle Micah
@CoolAssKyle
Kyle Micah
@CoolAssKyle
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Kyle Micah
@CoolAssKyle
- found some creamer!
Kyle Micah
@CoolAssKyle
- I'm so done with K. Michelle.
Kyle Micah
@CoolAssKyle
- one of my co-workers just told me she wanted the D.
Kyle Micah
@CoolAssKyle
*jumps in casket pic.twitter.com/a9MUPNaUCp
Retweet of status by @RobFromTheD
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
