iEmoji Feeds @Count Mackula (CountMackula)
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Count Mackula
@CountMackula
Iโm 44 but people never believe me. Guess you gotta count the rings from the inside with your dick.
Retweet of status by @_Jizzabelle
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Count Mackula
@CountMackula
Everything kept in the dark, gone hit the mutha fuccin fan at some point.
Retweet of status by @itsZavageZ
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Count Mackula
@CountMackula
Dry hump my boobs with your awkward twatwaffle boner so I know it's real
-that should cover it all
-that should cover it all
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Count Mackula
@CountMackula
This job doesn't pay enough to worry about the haters
*crunches crispy Doritoes
*sips fizzing Coca-Cola
*wipes brow with Kleenex
*crunches crispy Doritoes
*sips fizzing Coca-Cola
*wipes brow with Kleenex
Count Mackula
@CountMackula
Count Mackula
@CountMackula
*changes your contact name to
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Count Mackula
@CountMackula
[goes back in time to stop the Manhattan Project]
[out of breath] thats why we can't have nukes
einstein: wait theres seriously a emoji?
[out of breath] thats why we can't have nukes
einstein: wait theres seriously a emoji?
Retweet of status by @PaperWash
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Deeznutz restin on ya bottomlip
Jackoff drippin from ya nose
Yuletide orgasm make me sing like a choir
Why you dressed up like an Eskimo?
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Count Mackula
@CountMackula
Baby come and light my fire
Retweet of status by @RadioSweetie
Count Mackula
@CountMackula
Deeznutz restin on ya bottomlip
Jackoff drippin from ya nose
Yuletide orgasm make me sing like a choir
Why you dressed up like an Eskimo?
Count Mackula
@CountMackula
@CountMackula Happy Birthday darlin! Hope your having a great day!!
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Count Mackula
@CountMackula
why is there not a puke emoji? FUCK
Retweet of status by @HitGirl516
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
