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@CourtCornette
Stephanie from Schneider, your friends hate you jsyk. They are talking about you loud enough for the whole Qdoba to hear
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@CourtCornette
gone for an hour and blew $500 between Target and the grocery store Cody is gonna kill me
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@CourtCornette
It amazes me how people don't have enough money to pay for actual living expenses but can still manage going to the bar every other night
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@CourtCornette
like holy shit tonight is our coin shower aka Cashton's 9 month birthday party. pic.twitter.com/DOzUJkphIU
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@CourtCornette
I'm so sick of slamming on my breaks for Ford Explorers that aren't cops. these soccer moms seriously need to find a different vehicle.
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@CourtCornette
my last name is changing from "you're a Cornette? from Greenleaf? like the feed mill?" to "you're a Kane? from Denmark? which ones?"
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@CourtCornette
Financially stable enough to not even care when pay day is
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@CourtCornette
cannot wait to introduce my baby to the lake life next weekend
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@CourtCornette
said yes to the dress
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@CourtCornette
@iheart_daclit I'm watching how to's on how to cut the perfect mullet right now
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@CourtCornette
getting a pedicure right now and a dude from the state just walked in asking for licenses and 2 people just ran out the back door
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
