iEmoji Feeds @Cowfart (Cowfartsss)
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Cowfart
@Cowfartsss
@AOC You have invaded and infested my lower intestine.
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Cowfart
@Cowfartsss
@SenSchumer Cute seeing Farmer Chuck pretend heβs a military intelligence analyst.
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Cowfart
@Cowfartsss
I saw Farmer Maxine & Farmer Nancy through the farmhouse window last night.
Their udders hang lower than mine.
Their udders hang lower than mine.
Cowfart
@Cowfartsss
@AOC Well isnβt THIS the fart calling the butthole stinky
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Cowfart
@Cowfartsss
4. In addition to climate change, we must stop TIME change.
My #GreenMooDeal will start doing just that. pic.twitter.com/RUgWlWnozc
My #GreenMooDeal will start doing just that. pic.twitter.com/RUgWlWnozc
Cowfart
@Cowfartsss
100% USDA grass-fed Republican.
Cowfart
@Cowfartsss
I slept terribly. Whatβs a cow gotta do to get a @MyPillowUSA in this pasture?
#SaturdayMorning #SaturdayThoughts
#SaturdayMorning #SaturdayThoughts
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Cowfart
@Cowfartsss
They call me Cowfart because I fart.
Any guesses why they call Farmer Maxine βMad Max Sleeping Cow Sucker Punchβ?
Any guesses why they call Farmer Maxine βMad Max Sleeping Cow Sucker Punchβ?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
