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CrimeGirl
@CrimeGirI
How old will my kid be when my bed stops being the preferred option for sleeping after 10pm? 24?
22 Oct 21
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CrimeGirl
@CrimeGirI
I just called to say I love you not-barristers
pic.twitter.com/gPkKCPFdv6
pic.twitter.com/gPkKCPFdv6
18 Sep 21
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CrimeGirl
@CrimeGirI
Afghanistan fund ~ saving lives on the ground
justgiving.com/crowdfunding/pβ¦
justgiving.com/crowdfunding/pβ¦
17 Sep 21
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https://t.co/WOvVZVexCV
CrimeGirl
@CrimeGirI
Will the last criminal lawyer to leave please take out the bins and switch off the lights? pic.twitter.com/fTDYJBYUnj
Retweet of status by @Joanna__Hardy
22 Jul 21
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CrimeGirl
@CrimeGirI
More clear water pic.twitter.com/eguXqtYijo
14 Jun 21
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CrimeGirl
@CrimeGirI
Congratulations to you @RobbieRinder and your mum
13 Jun 21
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CrimeGirl
@CrimeGirI
ME: *points to papoose on front* aw is that your grandchild in there?
FARMER: no I put lambs in here while Iβm on the quad bike
FARMER: no I put lambs in here while Iβm on the quad bike
05 Apr 21
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FARMER: no I put lambs in here while Iβm on the quad bike
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CrimeGirl
@CrimeGirI
SCAM WARNING
With the roll out of the COVID-19 vaccine now a national priority, phishing and vishing scams arβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
With the roll out of the COVID-19 vaccine now a national priority, phishing and vishing scams arβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @LancsFraudCyber
09 Jan 21
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With the roll out of the COVID-19 vaccine now a national priority, phishing and vishing scams ar⦠https://t.co/uOO4ZTgYMu
CrimeGirl
@CrimeGirI
A different, sleep deprived Christmas this year for us. Sending love to you all. #CrimeBaby2 pic.twitter.com/LtmtyXLEra
20 Dec 20
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CrimeGirl
@CrimeGirI
HUSBAND: thereβs a man in the garden
ME: oh?
HUSBAND: doing gardening
ME: OH MY GOD CALL THE POLICE
HUSBAND: β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
ME: oh?
HUSBAND: doing gardening
ME: OH MY GOD CALL THE POLICE
HUSBAND: β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
27 Oct 20
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ME: oh?
HUSBAND: doing gardening
ME: OH MY GOD CALL THE POLICE
HUSBAND: πβ¦ https://t.co/65O9qoHgLY
CrimeGirl
@CrimeGirI
@CrimeLineLaw @BarristerSecret can you give this a boost please
19 Oct 20
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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