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Crockett🍀
@CrockettForReal
i’ll never look as good as the mannequin pic.twitter.com/KIQTNlbCw7
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Crockett🍀
@CrockettForReal
it’s been days since i tried to smooth my hair with a straightening iron that wasn’t even plugged in
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Crockett🍀
@CrockettForReal
I'm so bad at sexting. They would be like "you make me so horny" and I would be like "neato bandito "
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Crockett🍀
@CrockettForReal
[Dracula bites a pig]
Me: hampire
Me: hampire
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Crockett🍀
@CrockettForReal
The The
Titanic Barrymore family
White Star Line
Titanic Barrymore family
White Star Line
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Crockett🍀
@CrockettForReal
[Podcaster proposing to his girlfriend]
Let’s turn these MeUndies into WeUndies
Let’s turn these MeUndies into WeUndies
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Crockett🍀
@CrockettForReal
When you absolutely, positively must ruin something delicious:
Cilantro!
Cilantro!
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Crockett🍀
@CrockettForReal
If you become aroused during this quarantine, you have a Rona Bona
pay me, twitter
pay me, twitter
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Crockett🍀
@CrockettForReal
Woman: I have raging diarrhea
Men: Hi. DM pls sexy lady
Men: Hi. DM pls sexy lady
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
