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Crow
@CrowSaorAlba1
Rishi Sunak: βI have never taken drugs and I will be incredibly tough on anyone who does.β
pic.twitter.com/xrEipVIjyq
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Crow
@CrowSaorAlba1
Sex burns as many calories as running 5 miles,
Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
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Crow
@CrowSaorAlba1
"He got all the big calls right." pic.twitter.com/Yur3dHNb97
Crow πΊπ¦
@CrowSaorAlba1
Wankers in the Tory party may be the least startling revelation for a generation.
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@CrowSaorAlba1
Self serving greed: @BorisJohnson @Conservatives won't let being MPs get in the way of their day jobs.
Plans toβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Plans toβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @gadjobeen
Crow
@CrowSaorAlba1
Who says that Parallel Universes don't exist? pic.twitter.com/yMAjwv0Jof
Crow
@CrowSaorAlba1
On an already high stakes day for Boris Johnson this could not come at a worse time for them.
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Crow
@CrowSaorAlba1
If only the Tories had been as adept at getting PPE into hospitals as they were at getting canapΓ©s into government buildings last year.
Crow
@CrowSaorAlba1
My wife came downstairs in the middle of the night to find me cooking Chinese food.
Turns out I was sleep Woking.
Turns out I was sleep Woking.
Crow
@CrowSaorAlba1
Times are tough so once again I will be selling nude photos of myself.
Β£5 to get one.
Β£25 not to get one.
Β£5 to get one.
Β£25 not to get one.
Crow
@CrowSaorAlba1
#BoycottBaxters is trending canβt think why pic.twitter.com/ajUCnLLOhg
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
