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Cyrus McQueen
@CyrusMMcQueen
My wife just goes, “Macy’s can go fuck themselves, I’ve been hearing fireworks for the last month... I’m over it”... #4thofJuly
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Cyrus McQueen
@CyrusMMcQueen
With Ghislaine Maxwell getting arrested, some could say Alan Dershowitz will soon be experiencing a ‘reversal of fortune’...
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Cyrus McQueen
@CyrusMMcQueen
One thing that I’m sure unites us... I know I ain’t the only one who still has a scar on their knee from childhood...
Cyrus McQueen
@CyrusMMcQueen
Damn... who knew in 2020 you’d be able to say George W. Bush cares about black people and Kanye West doesn’t...
Cyrus McQueen
@CyrusMMcQueen
Trump now mocks people for wearing masks? So he basically didn’t do everything he could to save lives before the pandemic or now...
Cyrus McQueen
@CyrusMMcQueen
Trump just said he’ll ‘look into’ pardoning Joe Exotic the Tiger King... anything to appeal to the base... #TrumpPressBriefing
Cyrus McQueen
@CyrusMMcQueen
You gotta imagine the My Pillow guy gave one to Mike Pence to make it easier on his knees... #TrumpPressConf
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Cyrus McQueen
@CyrusMMcQueen
@JaredLeto Might as well turn around and head back to the desert retreat...
Cyrus McQueen
@CyrusMMcQueen
Beyoncé singing Halo at the #KobeFarewell got me crying my ass off... #RIPGIANNA #RIPKobe
Cyrus McQueen
@CyrusMMcQueen
She’s cookin me some eggs now
Cyrus McQueen
@CyrusMMcQueen
In a Gallup poll Barack Obama and Donald Trump tied for Most Admired Man... In related news, boogers are now considered a delicacy...
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
