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Dana Goldberg
@DGComedy
@realDonaldTrump I can see Melania’s ‘BeBest’ campaign is very successful
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Dana Goldberg
@DGComedy
@thistallawkgirl We’re watching the shit show everyday, how much worse could a little pee be?
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Dana Goldberg
@DGComedy
If I ever won an Oscar, my sweet Jewish mother would killl me for saying her age on national television. #Oscars
Dana Goldberg
@DGComedy
Mike Pence’s daughter got engaged in P-Town, MA, otherwise known as one of the gayest places on earth.
Dana Goldberg
@DGComedy
@BarackObama @MichelleObama Good lord I miss you two! Happy Valentine’s day to a couple who truly adores each other.
Dana Goldberg
@DGComedy
@GOP Can we talk about how short and stubby his sausage fingers are? That explains the penis.
Dana Goldberg
@DGComedy
And sorry about the typos in the first tweet. I’m pissed.
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@DGComedy
@thehill Really Lindsey Graham? The whole hand? Doubtful.
Dana Goldberg
@DGComedy
@ProudResister I can vouch it’s not photoshopped because I took it . Rewind buttons are our friends.
Dana Goldberg
@DGComedy
@TheDemCoalition @washumom Thank you for being persistent with this!
Dana Goldberg
@DGComedy
George seems nice. I can’t understand why people think the red hats symbolize hate. pic.twitter.com/SzQ66vzU5c
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
