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David.
@DJHas18
Not a bad train journey, as they go pic.twitter.com/3Lzj87kI2U
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@DJHas18
@dan_shaw1987 Blank Space is my everything at the minute, why can't I have it on my Spotify for walks home from work
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David.
@DJHas18
Yesterday was a new record, I was on the pitch for less than a minute before someone threw a punch at me
David.
@DJHas18
Not being allowed to lift my left arm vertically above my head for 3 months is very inconvenient. What if the Reese's are on the top shelf
David.
@DJHas18
Congrats ladies, RyGo is now a DILF, get prepared for photos which will make your wombs light up
David.
@DJHas18
You know when products have an "avoid contact with eyes" label on the side and you wonder who would be stupid enough? Toothpaste stings.
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@DJHas18
It's a question I've asked many times, but what the hell happened to Vanessa Carlton
David.
@DJHas18
I'm about 10 years late, but I just watched Catfish and now I need to watch them all back to back for my life to continue
David.
@DJHas18
@ProD_Rugby I never win your competitions
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
