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Jack's Dad
@DaddingAround
Two boys + one block of polystyrene = indoor winter wonderland + 1.5hrs of hoovering
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Jack's Dad
@DaddingAround
Some things that are preferable to wearing Crocs:
Not wearing Crocs
Wearing something other than Crocs
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Not wearing Crocs
Wearing something other than Crocs
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Jack's Dad
@DaddingAround
@pro_worrier_ Have kids they said. It'll be a fulfilling experience they said.
Jack's Dad
@DaddingAround
Is it just me or is it becoming harder and harder to be proud to be British at the moment?
Jack's Dad
@DaddingAround
Just had to wish my friend a turd-free bath, in case you wondered what parenting was like.
@papaneedscoffee
@papaneedscoffee
Jack's Dad
@DaddingAround
3: mama, you should take a shower, you're getting fat.
Happy fucking friday
Happy fucking friday
Retweet of status by @JannaKillHimNik
Jack's Dad
@DaddingAround
Realistic parenting milestone No.274:
Accidentally dropped phone on sleeping kid
Accidentally dropped phone on sleeping kid
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Jack's Dad
@DaddingAround
Me: I hope everyone wakes up in time to get Jack to school.
Ozzy: *wakes up screaming at 5:30am*
Me: Phew. That was a close one.
Ozzy: *wakes up screaming at 5:30am*
Me: Phew. That was a close one.
Jack's Dad
@DaddingAround
IDGAF is my parenting style
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daddysdigest.com/article/how-i-β¦
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Jack's Dad
@DaddingAround
I am a:
Man
Woman
Parent
Looking for a:
Man
Woman
Good night's sleep
#parenting #dadlife
Man
Woman
Parent
Looking for a:
Man
Woman
Good night's sleep
#parenting #dadlife
Jack's Dad
@DaddingAround
If any companies want a humorous review for any of their products, drop me a message. #prrequest
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
