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Jacob Alexander Mascorro
@Damn_Ardilla
22 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Fellas if ya girl gets her haircut and the hair stylist doesnβt post it on Instagram right after ya girl ugly π«π«π©
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Jacob Alexander Mascorro
@Damn_Ardilla
If youβre reading this, I hope yβall get job security this year
Retweet of status by @DealinRugs
01 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If youβre reading this, I hope yβall get job security this year β¨
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Jacob Alexander Mascorro
@Damn_Ardilla
Dylan was telling his family that Iβm pregnant and I need to eat for two... Iβm not pregnant though
Retweet of status by @HeeyMolliee
26 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dylan was telling his family that Iβm pregnant and I need to eat for two... Iβm not pregnant though π
Jacob Alexander Mascorro
@Damn_Ardilla
My coworker just passed away from COVID and I last worked with him on Tuesday pic.twitter.com/KpyyGwehwd
Retweet of status by @DealinRugs
22 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My coworker just passed away from COVID and I last worked with him on Tuesday π³ https://t.co/KpyyGwehwd
Jacob Alexander Mascorro
@Damn_Ardilla
"I cAn'T beLieVe the VaLLEy vOTeD bLuE I'm nEver gOinG back "
The Valley
pic.twitter.com/eoPpuAvgc8
The Valley
pic.twitter.com/eoPpuAvgc8
Retweet of status by @empire_val
04 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "I cAn'T beLieVe the VaLLEy vOTeD bLuE I'm nEver gOinG back "
The Valley
πππ€£ https://t.co/eoPpuAvgc8
Jacob Alexander Mascorro
@Damn_Ardilla
We have been programmed to eat crappy food so long that when healthy food comes along we don't actually know what to do with it.
Retweet of status by @FitPatricia
24 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We have been programmed to eat crappy food so long that when healthy food comes along we don't actually know what to do with it.ππ±π₯¬π₯¦
Jacob Alexander Mascorro
@Damn_Ardilla
After this pandemic the bars are gonna know me on a first name bases.
Retweet of status by @TheHousePlug_
10 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote After this pandemic the bars are gonna know me on a first name bases. πππ₯΄
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Jacob Alexander Mascorro
@Damn_Ardilla
So far Iβve sold the most homes in Edinburg.
Retweet of status by @TheHousePlug_
04 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So far Iβve sold the most homes in Edinburg. π‘
Jacob Alexander Mascorro
@Damn_Ardilla
On June 30th I officially became a mom of twin boys Thankful for all God has done and continues to do for me.
Retweet of status by @xxyvettereyes
03 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote On June 30th I officially became a mom of twin boys π₯° Thankful for all God has done and continues to do for me. ππ½β€οΈ
Jacob Alexander Mascorro
@Damn_Ardilla
We purchased a house today, now I need a beer pic.twitter.com/AP1VL30MCs
Retweet of status by @NickTRD84
30 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We purchased a house π today, now I need a beer πΊ https://t.co/AP1VL30MCs
Jacob Alexander Mascorro
@Damn_Ardilla
Women be 5β1 talking about 6β+ men
But still be hitting u up
Boo Iβm not even 5β10
But still be hitting u up
Boo Iβm not even 5β10
Retweet of status by @TheHousePlug_
18 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Women be 5β1 talking about 6β+ men
But still be hitting u up π
Boo Iβm not even 5β10
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ