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Dan Campbell
@DaninCarteret
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Dan Campbell
@DaninCarteret
Men will spend $500 on a fish finder to find some stupid Walleye, but won’t spend any time to find your clitoris.
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Dan Campbell
@DaninCarteret
Grandma pic.twitter.com/0RSKBRLyd6
Dan Campbell
@DaninCarteret
Dad with a jeopardy question tonight… and my mom in the background getting it right pic.twitter.com/wLeaQsEFIC
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Dan Campbell
@DaninCarteret
“I’m only friends with guys. Girls are too much drama.”
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Dan Campbell
@DaninCarteret
My friend explaining cars to me:
“You know what the pistons are, right?"
Me: a basketball team.
“You know what the pistons are, right?"
Me: a basketball team.
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Dan Campbell
@DaninCarteret
Imagine being black & voting Democrat
Then seeing Joe Biden give “reparations” to illegal immigrants twitter.com/WSJ/status/145…
Then seeing Joe Biden give “reparations” to illegal immigrants twitter.com/WSJ/status/145…
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Dan Campbell
@DaninCarteret
Year 31, I can’t wait to see what you have in store. Thankful for another year of life and blessings pic.twitter.com/xdq649yxMF
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Dan Campbell
@DaninCarteret
Secure your tickets now for Eli's Jersey Retirement & Ring of Honor game!
: nygnt.co/621ett pic.twitter.com/TeOr6GF0eM
: nygnt.co/621ett pic.twitter.com/TeOr6GF0eM
Dan Campbell
@DaninCarteret
Because trust the science.
Gathering limits in NJ will increase this Friday to 20% capacity at indoor venue… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Gathering limits in NJ will increase this Friday to 20% capacity at indoor venue… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
