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@Datshhtay
I've blocked Marriott Hotel 6 DIFFERENT TIMES and they always find a way to call me to thank me for coming. I GET IT
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taylor
@Datshhtay
When your minding your own business stretching but then see some good off in the background .@ATebbz pic.twitter.com/edN9AgOdXi
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taylor
@Datshhtay
My lesbian resident just accused me of being a home wrecker with her girl friend who was actually just having explosive diarrhea so ya
taylor
@Datshhtay
where I would rather be pic.twitter.com/1bNiSKD286
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taylor
@Datshhtay
Ray told us he wasn't going out tonight so I told him a girl at the bar wanted to share a veggie tray and now we're going to law
taylor
@Datshhtay
If your friends don't take multiple snaps of you taking an L for the night are they really your friends?
taylor
@Datshhtay
Taylor:" you're going to mass? Take me! Wait, mass as in church or mass as in mass street?" Lmao
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taylor
@Datshhtay
Cute texts from dad pic.twitter.com/ehTzDo7hWc
taylor
@Datshhtay
Just realized I drunk texted my professor and classmates in a group message "who are you people!?!?" Happy Monday
taylor
@Datshhtay
"Thanks for letting your dog chew on my arm!" -@Datshhtay
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
