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What if every time you plugged your phone in to charge, Siri turned on and started moaning?
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I finally caught it pic.twitter.com/HpAAzMJAz4
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@debswim2010 Hot damn!!
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Lord help me there's little I hate more'n a liar!
If you're that ashamed of your life maybe you ought not be living that way!
If you're that ashamed of your life maybe you ought not be living that way!
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Just so happens my mother is a queen. pic.twitter.com/4OmuHwndjL
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@wickedwitchJJB Aww, thanks. Irony is that my childhood nickname was Charlie Brown, and I have a crush on a red headed girl
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If you have a daughter, the worst thing you could do is tell them they are chubby. Your job is to build them up, not tear them down.
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Dying laughing.
Oregon "militia" said people keep sending "bags of dicks" to their camp. Dildos from Amazon.
i100.io/ChUNqcT
Oregon "militia" said people keep sending "bags of dicks" to their camp. Dildos from Amazon.
i100.io/ChUNqcT
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As an organ donor, whoever gets my heart, it may or may not smell like bacon.
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I feel this way about a lot of you pic.twitter.com/msD3jbZLX0
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
