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Derek
@Derek_Lauer
I am the last person you want to ask about relationship advice
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Derek
@Derek_Lauer
I hope @gretel_2hansel is ready to get that pretty Camaro's ass dragged tomorrow
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Derek
@Derek_Lauer
I love hearing everyone's drunk stories about leave too funny
Derek
@Derek_Lauer
6 months till I deploy
Derek
@Derek_Lauer
When she tweets "I'm so horny " and her location is on pic.twitter.com/Lfi1HOywqx
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Derek
@Derek_Lauer
@Goalieman_12 he should be then. Like I said take no shit. hope it goes well.
Derek
@Derek_Lauer
@Ashley__Hannah @tylermartini20 I'm not even back yet
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Derek
@Derek_Lauer
Wonder if @tylermartini20 is ready for another ride in a mustang with me
Derek
@Derek_Lauer
Got pulled over twice tonight no ticket. @HayleyShupe is bad luck I think.....
Derek
@Derek_Lauer
β@FunnyVines: When bae's not in the mood.. vine.co/v/Mp77BVehrtMβ ahhhh fuck
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
